27 April 2014

I don't write well under pressure.

Check facebook. Sip tea. Write sentence. Pen stops working. Throw pen across room. Scour house for other pens. Sip tea. Check facebook. Choose new pen. Sip tea. Write sentence. Pen stops working. Swear at pen. Pick up pen from other side of room. Write sentence. Still not working. Throw pen across room. Choose new pen. Sip tea. Find quote. Put book down. Swear. Find quote. Insert bookmark. Put book down. Write quote. Check quote. Groan. Hit forehead with book. Re-check quote. Rest head on palm. Finish writing quote. Pen stops working. Stab page. Stab page. Stab page. Choose new pen. Sip tea. Sip tea. Check facebook. Write status.

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